How can I legally enslave a moid?

[JambledUpWords]

This must be done for the advancement of society

 

[Caralho]

What do you mean by legally? Why do you let yourself be stopped by the secular laws of man?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Haloperidol]

The moids at the park are free

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Become a schoolteacher

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Become a state sanctioned pedophile

Fixed it for you.

 

[Caralho]

Fixed it for you.

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

 

[Fat Gollum]

I'll be your slave, my dommy mommy beauty parlor queen.

 

[not william stenchever]

You'd need a time machine or, even more unlikely, a constitutional convention.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Don't get caught.

 

[OrionBalls]

Feed him and fuck him.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Wait outside a therapists office and hit on the guys that come out. At least one of them will have been abused as a child in such a way that they would be into being your slave.

 

[The Ugly One]

My heels get all dry and cracked this time of year; you can apply Dr Sayman's Healing Salve any time if you ask nicely.

 

[Grub]

I feel like you probably wouldn't have to try very hard. A Craigslist ad would probably get you dozens of volunteers. There's already at least two in this thread.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Which one is moid again?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Which one is moid again?

Male, femoid is female.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Male, femoid is female.

Oh, easy then. H-1B visa.

 

[four]

inb4 OP gets multiple dms from down bad farmers offering to be her slave

 

[Fat Gollum]

inb4 OP gets multiple dms from down bad farmers offering to be her slave

You're too late.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Wait outside a therapists office and hit on the guys that come out. At least one of them will have been abused as a child in such a way that they would be into being your slave.

Look for the guys in dresses. Coin flip if they'll want to be locked in your rape dungeon or they'll lock you in their rape dungeon but they definitely fall into the abused as a child category.