- Joined
- Apr 17, 2020
I dream of having healthy, normal, log-shaped, brown-hued stools. Instead, I for the past few years I have had absolutely nothing but bright purple "Rabbit's Pellets" and a near constant buildup of painful flatus. I am allergic to fiber and only subsist upon insect fragments and fred flimstone vitamins, so please do not suggest fiber because I can't have it. The only time I am ever able go to the bathroom regularly is once per year, during the molting of my exoskeleton. Then, everything comes rushing out in a stream of fetid and brackish diarrhoeah with what passes the closest to regular stools at the end. I can usually pick out four or five Logs during this time. It is when I feel the most relief. I deserve more than five logs a year.
