How can this become made to happen?

[Cats]

I have been thinking a lot about Animal Testing lately and how much it sads me that it happens. For some sciences, it is a necessary evil.

for others, like cosmetics for example it fuckin goddamn isn't.

I really want the cosmetics industry to start using trannies as test subjects instead of animals for their filthy products. These faggots are way more eager than women to put on makeup and there are multitudes of them popping up every day. Millions of animals suffer for the cosmetics industry every year so the fruits can spend taxpayer dollars on makeup to cover their mannish, repugnant faces. If we found a way to get them to agree to be test subjects for free that would 100% eliminate the animal testing in cosmetics dilemma. If the trannies face melts off from some new product you could argue in court that it is an improvement, and if the tranny dies just throw the body in the dumpster and say they tragically comitted suicide, everyone will buy it because they do it all the time anyway.

How can my dream become a reality, kiwi?

 

[King Fructose]

You should write a strongly worded letter to your local representative. I would close the letter with “thanks m’nigga” in case they are black.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This is some weird trap-hentai fanfiction.

 

[Cats]

This is some weird trap-hentai fanfiction.

..are you feeling okay? fever? no carbon monoxide in the home?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

If we found a way to get them to agree to be test subjects for free that would 100% eliminate the animal testing in cosmetics dilemma.

For free? Nah man, just offer them Soylent. That gives them a motive and we also get rid of all of our Soylent, so y'know, two birds with one stone.