How come when Cupid shoots people on Valentine's Day it's romantic but when Al Capone does it, it's a massacre?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Double standard?

 

[Axiom.]

Al just would've taken our bitches yo.

 

[Fat Gollum]

There's nothing romantic about Italians.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There's nothing romantic about Italians.

What about spaghetti?

 

[Fat Gollum]

What about spaghetti?
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Spaghetti can be romantic with dogs but not Italians.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Context matters

 

[Xenu]

Al Capone was an incel, he was more notorious for that than being a mob boss.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Cupid increases birth rate, Al Capone decreases it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you think about it, Cupid is forcing people to """consent""" to romantic (and potentially sexual relationships) they normally wouldn't.

In other words, he is roofying people, and that's perverse.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Al Capone was an incel, he was more notorious for that than being a mob boss.

He died from syphilis. How did he catch a venereal disease if he was an incel?

 

[Xenu]

He died from syphilis. How did he catch a venereal disease if he was an incel?

The medical examiners who were doing the autopsy, decided to lie and say it was syphilis, it was cooler than obesity being the cause of death.

 

[dick brain]

Spaghetti can be romantic with dogs but not Italians.

What's the difference?

 

[Moths]

What's the difference?

Italians are hairier, more vicious and need to be put down.

Dogs on the other hand are good bois.