How come when I pluck my nose hairs, my eyes water?

[Ramborambo]

How come whenever I pluck my nose hairs, my eyes start to water, my nose begins to run, I start sneezing, I get a boner, my dog shits on the floor, my wife leaves me, and then I die?

Everytime I pluck my nose hairs, my eyes start to water, my nose begins to run, I start sneezing, I get a boner, my dog shits on the floor, my wife leaves me, and then I die.

I cant go a single time plucking my nose hairs without my eyes starting to water, my nose beginning to run, I start sneezing, I get a boner, my dog shitting on the floor, my wife leaving me, and then I dying.

Does anyone else have the problem that every time they pluck their nose hairs their eyes start to water, their nose begins to run, they start sneezing, they get a boner, their dog shits on the floor, their wife leaves them, and then they die?

If anyone has any tips or tricks to prevent this, I would really appreciate it. I don't know if I can keep taking it.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Did you try this?

 

[Begemot]

Start screaming in archaic Moabite. That will help, somewhat.

 

[Just A Butt]

i make peepee water when the rain comes, teehee

 

[Larkin N Likin]

pluck all your nose hairs at once. its like in videogames when an integer gets too big and flips around to a negative. your dog will eat its shit, your wife will come back and work things out for the kids, and youll resurrect the last 50 generations of your family tree.

also youll rip your nose off