How did you become a Kiwi Farmer? What brought you here?

[Rommelbutt]

For me it was curiosity. The German autistic illuminati (Germans LOVE to pozload my negholep and do gayops) told me to only visit Kiwi Farms with a VPN because they'll leak your IP and dox you. Couldn't keep me away. Lurked for 2 years and then joined to help with the Drachenlord thread. How about you, guys?

 

[rel=alternate]

I honestly can't remember. I browsed here for years before I even created an account.

I suspect it was probably through Jim. That would be my best guess. But that's basically what it comes down to, I checked out the site after hearing about it on YT at some point and enjoyed what I saw.

The repeated closure of registration last year is basically what drove me to create an account. All I needed was a little bit of FOMO.

 

[Lathe]

Was lurking a little while before I joined. Since around the IBS era. Decided to join because I got banned or shadow banned the few times I’d post elsewhere for some really tame shitposting or pointing out (((coincidences))) and conspiracies.

 

[MrTroll]

They wouldn't let me immigrate to Canada so the Kiwi Farms seemed like the next best thing.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I was brought here by the YandereDev drama.

 

[The Great Deliverer]

I was bored during 2019 and started lurking around some threads and this recent drama with the site as made me make a account

 

[Wormy]

I was looking for dirt on Effin Rawss and Jacob Sockness.

I found Hell.

 

[AnyballLecter]

I would never have anything to do with this website.

 

[rexas texas_]

I discovered KF thanks to the JoySparkleBS, or rather thanks to one person under her comments recommending her thread here, lurked until 2017 because then I came across the Slaton Sisters, so of course I had to create an account just write stupid posts. I regret nothing. I love Kiwi in all forms, it opened my eyes on many subjects I would otherwise be clueless on, it's a cute flightless bird and a tasty fruit. It ok.

 

[Fraiser crane]

I'm old Web and bb/forums make me happy

 

[Catler]

I’m just patiently waiting for the Nick Fuentes gay sex tape to be leaked here, not because I want to see it, but so I can see the fallout of it.

 

[Hostile Poster]

I usually follow ED wiki and EDF and ended up here because there more people here.
Oh,and threads follow standards and don't get derailed easy.

 

[Coelacanth]

I came here because I had nowhere else to go, really. Most fandoms I was involved with had become pozzed SJW shitholes, I was losing close friends over tiny disagreements in political stances and it was around about 2018 that I realised I just didn't fit in with the modern internet. This place might be an autistic hellhole but it's one of the few public places on the web left that I can have engaging conversations with.

 

[whothefuck]

used to lurk a lot without an acc, but i only signed up so i could read the ukraine happenings thread

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Things started being hidden behind private tags, also there were like two users in a thread saying really retarded politisperg shit and didn't see anyone giving them neg rates and calling them retards.

 

[RACISM]

I was banned from 109 forums before finding a home here.

 

[Epoch]

Found out about it during the Chris-Barb incident, lurked for a while until I made an account

 

[Absolutego]

In the before time, in the long long ago, a PR spokeswoman for Nintendo caught a lot of heat for being a textbook shotafag and moonlighting as a prostitute. I found the whole thing fascinating because it took place all of 20 minutes from where I lived.
She went on to pressure her husband into gay sex work, all to fuel this bizarre version of sex positivity where it totally encompassed their lives working at what, at the end of the day, was a kids' toy store. Then she caught the attention of the eternal gaming hashtag (GamerGate) and everything spiraled out of control for her.
She got fired from Nintendo, her boytoy quit the company over it, and they raged at their online enemies for a solid six months before the aforementioned boytoy met a much more stable girl as part of their open relationship (her idea) and eventually ditched her for his mistress. They're now happily married and, from what I just looked up, are expecting their first child.

Meanwhile poor Alison Rapp got dumped multiple times, tried to make her patreon into an OnlyFans before that was a thing, and is, by all accounts, lurking somewhere in Seattle to this day, desperately avoiding the spotlight and surely cooming herself over every yaoi anime she can find.

Any discussion of Rapp got instabanned from 99% of reddit, which is how I found the Farms.

 

[Mista House]

Started browsing 4chan in 2009, saw Chris Chan stuff and found the wiki. Ended up lurking here for a long while before finally making an account.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

Hollie Dance made me come here. Not her exactly, but Googling her name, the link for KF came up. The opening post on the Horrorcows thread explained EVERYTHING I was looking for.
I will be forever grateful.