How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Daredevil doesn’t count, his radar senses a clean tushie

 

[gagabobo1997]

taste

 

[Robert Cummings]

They know it's clean when their dog stops licking.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

When they need to add lube

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Finally someone is asking the hard hitting questions that the media doesn't want us to know. These days the blind install a webcam in the toilet bowl that is connected to Amazon Alexa. The AI tells you exactly when your asshole is clean down to a specific level of feces that is allowable by the FDA.

 

[Marc]

Jim Jefferies had a bit about this: The seeing eye dog barks until you don't need to wipe anymore, and barks twice if there's blood.

 

[stares at error messages]

Finally someone is asking the hard hitting questions that the media doesn't want us to know. These days the blind install a webcam in the toilet bowl that is connected to Amazon Alexa. The AI tells you exactly when your asshole is clean down to a specific level of feces that is allowable by the FDA.

What did they do before Alexa? Be poojeets?

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Do you people really look at every piece of toilet paper? Are you having, like, stealth shits that are like dribbling in unpredictable ways all over your ass? I never understood the "it's a mystery how blind people wipe their ass" thing.
You don't need sight to be hygienic.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

A poojeet would lick their ass for them.