How do I avoid the Reality Police?

[BirdUp]

i know my rights

 

[Coldgrip]

Have you tried DMT?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I always feel like somebody's watching me. Can't get no privacy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Q says you have to redefine gravity."

Change the gravitational constant of the universe (you just do it)?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

watch your paradox

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Eat alternate paradigms

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Gun

 

[Lokenstien]

Whiskey shots in the morning, vodka cranberries at lunch, whole bottles of wine for dinner and gin and tonics right before bed with a couple of beers inbetween. Reality police physically can't see drunk people and with a high enough BAC you time travel.

 

[Tablet County]

Don't sleep in the attic.

 

[sallowhal]

selectively employed explosive anger. you have to keep your gangstalkers on their toes. start by screaming at "co-workers" and the agents on the street. then engage in aggressive driving against the gang stalkers that cut you off or tailgate you. they do this to put you in danger, and the only way to get them to back off is put them in danger instead and take the power back. following them back to their homes usually sends the right message

 

[Cats]

 

[Named User]

Intelligently

 

[TV's Adam West]

We reject your reality and substitute it with our own.

 

[eatler]

Become a Hunter S. Thompson impersonator, one of the ones specifically who only read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and didn’t get that it was mostly satire and made up. Use Thompson’s factious life to drink and do ketamine.

 

[Fire Marshal Bill]

Find a pair of those sunglasses Roddy Piper wore in They Live.