How do I beat minecraft?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Title

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Walk all the way to the Farlands.

 

[PunkinMan]

Step 1
Find village
Step 2
Manipulate trades (depending on version)
Step 3
Nether
Step 4
Trade again
Step 5
Overworld with pearls from nether trading
Step 6
Find strong hold
Step 7
Make sure you brought a bucket of water for when you get launched (depending on version)
Step 8
Win

 

[dick brain]

Uninstall

 

[Fat Gollum]

You have to build brown bricks.

 

[Hellwalker]

Bitch slap the Ender Dragon and then steal his babies.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Use commands to go into creative mode.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dig downward. You'll win when you reach lava.