How do I become a Fed?

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Minimum Requirements​

For us to consider you for a job at CIA, you must be:
  • Physically in the United States or one of its territories when you submit your resume via MyLINK.
  • A U.S. citizen (dual U.S. citizens also eligible)
  • At least 18 years of age
  • Willing to move to the Washington, DC area
  • Able to successfully complete security and medical evaluations, including a background investigation, a polygraph interview, and a physical and psychological examination
  • Registered for the Selective Service
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I also hear they like it if you've never felt an emotion in your life, have absolutely no loyalties or...
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Minimum Requirements​

For us to consider you for a job at CIA, you must be:
  • Physically in the United States or one of its territories when you submit your resume via MyLINK.
  • A U.S. citizen (dual U.S. citizens also eligible)
  • At least 18 years of age
  • Willing to move to the Washington, DC area
  • Able to successfully complete security and medical evaluations, including a background investigation, a polygraph interview, and a physical and psychological examination
  • Registered for the Selective Service
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I also hear they like it if you've never felt an emotion in your life, have absolutely no loyalties or morals whatsoever, are willing to betray, snitch on and backstab everyone you've ever met, are hysterically loyal to the government, and are void of any sense of sympathy and empathy for your fellow human beings. And if your favorite food is wet bread.
 
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Also, if you do get considered as a potential CIA employee, federal agents will gangstalk you and everyone you've ever been in contact with for several months to obtain incriminating information they'll spring on you once you get into the interview phase, exactly what they dig up on you isn't important to them, what matters is if you lie to them or not. Lying about anything, even a small detail, will result in a rejection and blacklisting.
 
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Also, if you do get considered as a potential CIA employee, federal agents will gangstalk you and everyone you've ever been in contact with for several months to obtain incriminating information they'll spring on you once you get into the interview phase, exactly what they dig up on you isn't important to them, what matters is if you lie to them or not. Lying about anything, even a small detail, will result in a rejection and blacklisting.
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Good feds lie all the time. You can’t trick me FBI.
 
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