how do i become the prettiest man on Q&A?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im already pretty, but how i do become the prettiest? Q&A, what are your beauty tips, tricks, and secrets?

 

[Moths]

Dont be fat

 

[DankSmoker]

Mewing and jelqing, 24/7.

 

[SandyCat]

Mewing and jelqing, 24/7.

Is this zoomer slang

 

[DankSmoker]

Is this zoomer slang

I know mewing is probably newer but jelqing is ancient Chinese magic.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Defeat me.

 

[Spud]

You will never be @Bargian Bin Laden

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Post feet

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

youll have to kill me
but im not going down without a fight

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

You must kill and then eat the current holder of this title

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

get a 6 million dollar facelift

 

[Justice Tony]

Sorry man, I’m not going anywhere

 

[Cat tit bingo]

By a taking a shower at least once a month.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

1. Spend at least 10 years on KF.
2. Reach at least 50 people ignoring you.
3. Must have a minimum of 10 posts per week in Autistic Thunderdome or Lolcow Salon.

You will automatically become the prettiest then. That and irreversibly hot.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

1. Spend at least 10 years on KF.
2. Reach at least 50 people ignoring you.
3. Must have a minimum of 10 posts per week in Autistic Thunderdome or Lolcow Salon.

You will automatically become the prettiest then. That and irreversibly hot.

I got 2 of those, now we play the waiting game.
Edit: Wait, if we count my old account I've been on Kiwifarms for 7 years, 3 to go

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I lied, those are minimum qualifications, and they need to be validated.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I lied, those are minimum qualifications, and they need to be validated.

Too late, I'm gonna be the belle of the ball

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Not so fast, handsome. You will have to pass an interview with the Kiwi Council. Suggest preparing in advance.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Wait, if we count my old account I've been on Kiwifarms for 7 years

What was your previous account?

Also, what happened? Did you lose your temp-mail to gaijin haxxors?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

What was your previous account?

Also, what happened? Did you lose your temp-mail to gaijin haxxors?

I'll never tell...

And yeah I stopped posting for a bit then the great reset happened and I got locked out. Been lurking ever since. I checked to see and all of my old posts are still there, ah, to be young again.