How do I convince a woman with a big butt to touch my PP?

A Crying Goblin

A Crying Goblin

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You see, I have autism from being a Minecraft player. This means I'm an introverted autistic, dang dirty MALE idiot. You can call me a "Pepe the Frog type" If you will. Maybe people will look at me and be like "Ugh, look at that dude right there, what a weirdo. I bet he wants to convert the living status of the Chads and Stacys to that of Dead Status, I better get away from him fast!"

Women aren't known for being attracted to Minecraft playing, autistic, virgins with rage. Especially not gurls with le sexy big butt.

Should I Become gay? Or cut my PP off? Or should I just become a Speedrunner...?
 
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KittyGremlin said:
Embrace your autism and look for the one who will pity fuck you. That's your best chance really.
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This never works. Pity sex is a myth.
ScamL Likely said:
Become a Vaush style communist mongoloid and fuck horses, it's the only way for you.
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Too scary.
DumbDude43 said:
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I agree.
MrTroll said:
You should convince a woman with a big pp to touch your butt instead.
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That's even scarier than the horse Idea. I'd rather the horses.
I'm Retarded? said:
Minecraft is pretty popular with girls so your chances are already good. find an autistic femcel you can bond with over which Pokemon you'd like to fuck.
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I know right. An autistic Femcel who doesn't wash and stinks. Like Tomoko from Watamote.
DumbDude43 said:
nah autistic minecraft girls dont fuck autistic minecraft boys, they fuck chad instead like every other woman
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Fucking Industrial society!
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Rub your pp on her butt until she touches you to stop.
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She can also use her fart attack and fart on my PP as an attack!
I'm Retarded? said:
women!!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WOMEN BAD
 
A Crying Goblin said:
I know right. An autistic Femcel who doesn't wash and stinks. Like Tomoko from Watamote.
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listen buddy you gotta be realistic with your expectations. you're not gonna bag Stacy with a small dick and poor hygiene. not to mention the market price of dick is considerably lower than pussy. if you get one fat enough who doesn't have that potato figure where she's all upper body weight with chicken legs, you'll get your big ass at least.
 
Listen from one autistbro to another, if you chose to be austistic af it glows more than the glowniggers. Just be empathic and like talk to people dude, it'll work.
 
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