How do I deal with penis sores from gooning?

[Invader Xe/Xim]

Title.

 

[DavidS877]

Some IcyHot will fix that right up.

 

[Character from a movie]

Chop it off, an new one will grow eventually.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Troon out... you will never have to worry about your penis again.

 

[DankSmoker]

The fishermen wake up excited to be alive. They hope for good weather and good luck. Both fisherman are covered with sores and boners.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Stick your dick inside a mound of snow and leave it there for exactly 30 minutes, no more, no less.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

get rid of the penis, its the only way to be free

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Share them with your wife

 

[Moths]

Rub some lemon and tomato juice into it

 

[Male Idiot]

Stop using sandpaper.