How do I destroy the moon?

[Alex Hogendorp]

I hate the moon because I hate the moon.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

The Idea Guys had a moon laser. Maybe you can try and get a hold of them.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

You must master the Dark Chi to be able to gain the power, to destroy the Moon once and for all. You shall grow out your fingernails, they must be long to let your power properly course through your body, you shall drink alchemical potions with powdered iron.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Just eat it, it is made out of cheese after all.

Or as our erverlerd said once in some MATI superchat segment: "Because the cheese is made of moon"

 

[eatler]

HAVE EGGMAN PISS ON THE MOON!

 

[El President Camacho]

>Jewish Space Lasers

 

[SentinentCloud]

you could just push it into the sun since in space tehre is no gravity and everything is lightweight

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The moon is a giant egg that is formed when the sun crashes into the sea and it hatches into a new sun. It gets destroyed every day. Read a book, dummy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Kamehameha works pretty well.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

https://soundcloud.com/hamukawaii%2Ffly-me-to-the-moon-let-me-kick-its-fucking-ass