How do I dirty talk when having sex without making a complete fool of myself?

[Justtocheck]

Apparently to avoid things going Vanilla, you have to dirty talk, but I feel if I do it, I'm just being silly. Is it possible to do it?

 

[scallion]

snaps belt
You're about to get broke you damned, dirty nigger

 

[Vingle]

You shut the fuck up.
Dirty talk is never not cringe.

 

[wry wrangler]

Just tell her you love her. She'll do anything you want.

 

[Justtocheck]

You shut the fuck up.
Dirty talk is never not cringe.

I mean seriously, why would I call a woman that wants to sleep with me "a dirty little slut". Like, if she was from the Bible belt, maybe it'd kinda hot, but otherwise, it's so cringe.

Just tell her you love her. She'll do anything you want.

Based

 

[David Brown]

Hm yes I must have advice on the Sex, the resources available on Kiwifarms dot net are my best bet, eheheh yes of course

 

[pedoguyguykrai]

pull her hair and call her daddy's little whore

 

[obese]

My ice breaker is. "Sit on my face and rape my tongue with your asshole" I have used this line dozens of time. And I assure you one day someone isn't going to run out of my house 1/2 naked calling me a weirdo. The moral of the story is, never settle. You want your tongue raped by a woman's asshole? You're not going to get it if you don't ask.

Never settle.

 

[Big Ruski]

Lay the pipe, let the dirty talk come from her mouth.

Sigma Grindset

 

[Euler's identity]

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Apparently to avoid things going Vanilla, you have to dirty talk

I think you have a deeper problem if your sexual partner tell you that sex with you is becoming bland and boring.

I mean seriously, why would I call a woman that wants to sleep with me "a dirty little slut".

According to incel logic ladies want chads who will treat them like shit, insult them, belittle them and slap them around (and clearly if anyone knows what women want it's the incels).

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

as she takes off her pants tell her ya ‘gonna fuck her till her cunt caves in’ if she doesn’t immediately put them back on & leave congratulations you’ve talked dirty.

anyone who asks this question though clearly doesn’t have the game for it. Stick to your lights out 30second missionary

 

[mister meaner]

Just blurt out whatever is on your mind with no regard for the other person

 

[totallyrandomusername]

You have to say it with lust, confidence, and conviction in your voice. "I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't walk right for a week!" "You're going to cum so hard you'll forget your name!" shit like that.

 

[misterduckford]

"I'm gonna mop the bathroom with your hair baby" is super hot

 

[MissDrama]

You have to say it with lust, confidence, and conviction in your voice. "I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't walk right for a week!" "You're going to cum so hard you'll forget your name!" shit like that.

The guys who say this are always the same who finish in 2 minutes