How do I eliminate chemicals from my life?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Am I chemicals?

 

[GameratePTSD]

You can't so don't stress too much about it.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

What if I told you that you're literally made if chemicals?

 

[pollution jim]

Everything is made of chemicals, except light, and you're not a plant right?


right?

 

[Moths]

If you drink all the chemicals there will be no more chemicals

 

[We Are The Witches]

Everything is made of chemicals, except light, and you're not a plant right?


right?

Plants still eat a lot of chemicals.

Yummy chemicals.

 

[Steve Martin Short]

Step 1: eliminate dihydrogen monoxide from your diet. It's in nearly everything they want you to eat and drink, while being responsible for scores of deaths annually as well as being a fire suppressant and, in solid form, a coolant.

Step 2: wait 3-4 days, and the problem will take care of itself. There will be signs of withdrawal (in addition to everything else, it's addictive), but power through it. You'll never have to worry about another chemical again