How do I explain to a doctor why my scrotum is stuck in an oyster?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am not going to tell him the honest answer.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Just try not to clam up.

 

[SandyCat]

Statistically this has probably happened in real life at least once

 

[peachlover669]

Is that a sea clam in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Don't worry doctors have seen worse things stuck in much worse things, just tell them the truth tha cloyster got you actin up.

 

[Poison]

Tell him you were trying to fuck it. That's not the honest answer, right?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Tell him you fell on it. He already knows the truth anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[cockatiel]

You were just trying to find out if the world really is your oyster

 

[draggs]

You're not a doctor. That shit is your doctor's job to figure out