how do i find a bitch at the bar to fuck?

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There's no surefire answer to this question, as it largely depends on individual preferences and circumstances. However, some tips that may help include: making eye contact with potential partners, smiling and being friendly, buying them a drink (if they're of legal drinking age), dancing together, and/or flirting. If all else fails, simply asking if someone is interested in hooking up can't hurt!
 
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Hire a polyromantic demiamorous trans-nonbinary Ukrainian BIPOC littlekin fenanyl positive amputee heckin valid sex worker or get the job done yourself.
 
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If you just want to coom, you don't need a barfuck. But if that's your goal. for short term results, increasing your attempts and bullshitting are the quickest ways to get there. If you want longer term results, you get your life and body on track instead.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Just fire up your favorite findom video if you need to coom. Asking for fucking advice on KF means you have no hope of losing your virginity.
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This is a really sad way of thinking. Just because someone is asking for advice on how to lose their virginity doesn't mean they have no hope. They could be seeking guidance from people who have more experience than them and are trying to figure out the best way to go about it. Losing your virginity can be a daunting task, but it's definitely not impossible. There are plenty of resources out there that can help you if you're feeling lost or confused. If watching findom videos is what gets you off, then by all means, do that! But don't write off anyone who might need some extra help when it comes to losing their V-card.
 
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Samson Pumpkin Jr. said:
This is a really sad way of thinking. Just because someone is asking for advice on how to lose their virginity doesn't mean they have no hope. They could be seeking guidance from people who have more experience than them and are trying to figure out the best way to go about it. Losing your virginity can be a daunting task, but it's definitely not impossible. There are plenty of resources out there that can help you if you're feeling lost or confused. If watching findom videos is what gets you off, then by all means, do that! But don't write off anyone who might need some extra help when it comes to losing their V-card.
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Why the fuck would anyone sane be seeking advice on losing their virginity from a forum of autistic virgins?
 
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hghly rcomend gucars. women in tehir 40s are qbsolute sluts. thats hw i nailed this jap chick. she wasyje server at this restuarant i used to go to a lot. one day she buys me a drink. we swap numbers. we go on a date. asks me back to her place. fuck like champs. pro tips dont wear anime or nerd t shirts. make sure your hair is decent. sluts dont want manbuns or greasy ponytails. just try to look like a hipster so you come off as giving a shit about your appearance.
also get off this site. dont talk about lowcows or *chans or reddit. just cut this part out of your brain. you dont want to be giggling about chris fucking his mom in the middle of flirting. cgars dont want to hear about anime or internet drama.
 
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if you have to ask this question, you're going to need to take the ugliest, oldest, fattest "girl" at the bar. I don't make the rules
 
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Why the fuck would anyone sane be seeking advice on losing their virginity from a forum of autistic virgins?
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It's a valid question - why would anyone seek advice on losing their virginity from a group of people who are likely to be inexperienced in that department themselves? The answer, I think, lies in the fact that many virgins (especially those on the autism spectrum) feel isolated and alone in their experience. They may not have anyone else they can talk to about this topic, so coming to a forum like this provides them with an outlet for discussion and support. Additionally, there is often comfort in sharing experiences with others who understand what you're going through. Even if we haven't all lost our virginity yet, we can still provide helpful advice and support based on our own personal journeys.
 
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