How do I get a girl I like to like me back without talking to her?

[Albino Sasquatch]

I've tried showing her how cool I am by flexing my muscles and telling really funny jokes to my friends while she's in earshot, but she doesn't seem impressed. I don't think she's even paying attention. What do I do?

 

[Neodanthril]

Stop being a retarded homo nigger. That should improve your odds

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

Stop being a retarded homo nigger. That should improve your odds

Okay, done. What next?

 

[Niggernerd]

Do bird dances

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Do a back flip near her

 

[OrionBalls]

Set her up to be mugged, then save her.

 

[SentinentCloud]

teleport behind her

"nothing perosnell kid" and impregnate

 

[DankSmoker]

Pheromones, get yourself sweaty often and never change your clothes or shower, that way you will be easily perceptible to her feminine wiles.

 

[dick brain]

Get a different girl to like you first.

 

[DankSmoker]

Get a different girl to like you first.

What the hell is with this? Once one girl likes you it's like flies on shit.

 

[RACISM]

What the hell is with this? Once one girl likes you it's like flies on shit.

Women are social creatures. They see some other woman has already greenlit you and think hey, he must have something going on.

It's the same psychology that made them all buy air fryers at the same time.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Voodoo nigger magic

 

[DankSmoker]

Women are social creatures. They see some other woman has already greenlit you and think hey, he must have something going on.

It's the same psychology that made them all buy air fryers at the same time.

Hey all of that makes sense but dont bash airfryers because they crisp up my goyslop good and well.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Tactical Soap and God of War beard oil, baby. You'll be irresistible!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

How about try and converse with her in a normal, calm, non autismo manner (if you are capable of that)?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Carry her printer across campus.

 

[dick brain]

What the hell is with this? Once one girl likes you it's like flies on shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_poaching

 

[A Gay Retard]

fuck her best friend

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

>dont talk to women
>think i am a weirdo and ignores me

>talks to women
>they think i am a weirdo and avoid me.

just cant seem to win no matter what i do.

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Crip walk in front of her, and make sure to stay ahead of her, even if she changes the direction she's walking. But be sure to not acknowledge her or respond to anything she says like "excuse me" or "what are you doing."
And if you really want to impress her, have a bluetooth speaker playing The Cruel Angel's Thesis on repeat the whole time. You'll need to be able to keep up this up for at least two loops minimum.