How do I get a hatian gf?

[Moths]

Without sacrificing my pets?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Walk up to her, pull down your pants and say “ Is this what you want? Huh?”

 

[Snack Cracker]

Showing up with this orange boy would be a great start.
Her whole family would love you

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

well the fact you want a haitian gf is proof you are already brain dead enough for her, so no need to make yourself dumber.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Do you want AIDS?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

make some dirt cookies

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Get a Hatian boyfriend and convince him to transition.

 

[Haloperidol]

Just be extra sure to clarify when she says she wants her cat eaten.