How do I interact with males? - Be me: autistic shut in female

[soda pimp]

Ever since I was a kid, I was to scared to interact with males. Eventually when I became a teenager, I got more sociable but as an adult I still feel uncomfortable around them.

 

[kickingstones]

dont nag, be authentic/honest, real men just appreciate being told the truth and have a good sense of humor. Dont take anything too serious.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

You have to provide more information about yourself, such as gender, pronouns, retardation, as well as your goals (have sex, friendship?)

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Have you considered treating them like women, but women with reason and accountability?

 

[PonderosaPete]

"Sup my niggers! It's ya homie Sodapimp coming atcha! What's up faggots?" I say this to my guy friends all the time and they love it. Girl friends too I guess. I say this to everyone actually.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Just talk and smile. We are all just people, we all like the same things.

 

[timewave0]

You can always just smile and feign interest in whatever they’re saying. Most men are charmed by even the minimum level of interest and sweetness.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Call them Nigger Faggots.

 

[soup peddler]

Like women, but be funnier, goofier, don't overshare, and like was mentioned, don't take things seriously.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

To attract men, go into drainage tunnels and start screaming. Alternatively, get a knife and a black ski mask and start chasing males around. Men really love that.

 

[cybertoaster]

Whatever you do don't "traumadump" or whatever its called when a girl starts talking to me about all the shit that's happened to her and how she's been in a psych ward.

Seriously, just do casual talk, no need to sperg out and definitely do not do what I said above nor powerlevel IRL.

Alternatively, get a knife and a black ski mask and start chasing males around.

There's an entire subreddit for men into that.

 

[Dawdler]

If you want to talk to men just go to one of these threads

 

[Executive Petrel]

hate them and don't interact with them. If necessary, manipulate em to give you money. They don't deserve you, queen.

 

[dick brain]

Like this.

 

[Axiom.]

Have booba and they will follow you everywhere.

 

[Staticness]

Just talk to them lol. If you’re at work, talk shop, anywhere else, contribute something on topic. That’s it, really, it’s not rocket science.

Or just go to India, you’ll get plenty of interaction with guys (women only).

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Work on your appearance and men will do all the heavy lifting for you. Just don't be a brick wall and make at least a half assed effort elaborating on any questions they ask you.

If you have any autistic interests you can yammer on about, even better. 90% of what men are trying to do in a conversation with you is to get you talking about anything. If it's normie shit, it's expected. If it's weird, it's quirky. Men really don't care as long as you're vaguely pretty.

 

[Lou Bega]

Twerk in front of them.

 

[crackers breakfast]

accidentally hit on car and then call ambulance and say sorry or something

 

[SandyCat]

Ask them about Warhammer 40k