How do I level up my power level?

You need to kill yourself, find a loophole in the afterlife beaurocracy and then set off down an infinite road that leads to some weird blue dudes house. There he will train you in the mystic arts, increase your power level, and give you an ability that fills pointless amounts of time and never works.

Good luck!
 
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Immediately cut off your penis at the base and further cut it into six equal pieces. Once this is done, PM me for an address to mail the material. Our expert surgeons will augment your natural parts and contact you for reinstallation with an incredible extra 50,000 inches of penis.
 
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Do a face reveal. It’s not like you’re giving out your name or where you live and you’ll still increase your power level without having to grind levels for hours
 
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Do a face reveal. It’s not like you’re giving out your name or where you live and you’ll still increase your power level without having to grind levels for hours
I'm too afraid to even post a picture of my cat here. You people found out lowtax did a tranny porn photoshoot based solely on a few inches of carpet.
 
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I'm too afraid to even post a picture of my cat here. You people found out lowtax did a tranny porn photoshoot based solely on a few inches of carpet.
You people?

Sir, we do not tolerate any racist comments on this site!

But here’s my kitty to make things better.

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There are a lot of different ways to grind power levels. Ranged is cheap and does a lot of damage but if you really want to bump that power level up you need to get your melees to 99. HP comes last, prayer is expensive so it might also be last. Magic is optional but comes with great utility. Summoning increases power levels too but that would mean you're playing Runescape 3 which means you're a nigger.

For powerlevelling on the farms, you need to make sure people believe its genuine and not just for TMI sticker xp. I recommend to start farming Animal Control by randomly lamenting about the fandom(don't worry about the rule, jannies never ban because its 85% of the sub-forum) while slowly revealing your furry identity which will conveniently dox your IRL identity. Make sure you link a fetish AD twitter account that has your uncensored face in a diaper photo. You will also want to post private messages between relatives about coming out as furry, start a patreon and an only fans(might as well make some money with the powerlevelling).

Don't powerlevel too hard at once or no one on the farms will give you XP. Only potential lolcows, boomers with no internet literacy, and Kiwis who post their life stories will gain powerlevels.
 
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