How do I make money off of kiwi farms?

[Robert Cummings]

I quit my job as a chemical engineer under the assumption that I could make a profit by posting on this website. I did not consider, however, the means by which I was going to do this.

 

[gagabobo1997]

shill shitcoins on the bidness board

 

[OrionBalls]

Help me with a new protective paint for tractors. Fuck John Deere Green and Yellow, I want Kiwi Green!

 

[Caesar]

I can double your crypto if you send it to me, Elon Musk style. DM me for deposit addresses.

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

sell feet pics on nulls profile

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Reach out to your nearest fed and offer to post propaganda for cash

 

[Whatevermancer]

Feed the contents of some lolcow's thread to ChatGPT and ask it to produce a script for a Youtube video summarizing that lolcow's story. Then feed that script to something like Elevenlabs to read it out, combine it with some background footage(e.g. you playing a video game) and upload to Youtube.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Make a fan manga and shill it on here

 

[Local Farmer]

Just make YouTube videos on threads and remove all the slurs

Or if you're lazy copy and paste OP's onto a substack/wordpress.