How do I make my dog stop pooping in the house? - This is the worst thing that's ever happened on September 11th

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

My dog pooped in the house!

What do I do?

 

[Dave.]

Kick him

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

my answer depends on the breed of dog

 

[SandyCat]

Are you giving your doggo enough attention? From my limited experience with dog sitting my neighbors dogs they start shitting and pissing everywhere in the house when they get separation anxiety.

Took me awhile to realize that's what the problem was from but once I did I spent more time with them and the problem stopped.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

my answer depends on the breed of dog

He's half labrador, half pitbull.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Shit in his doghouse and see how he likes it.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

He's half labrador, half pitbull.

kill half of it

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Allow me to be of some assistance

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

kill half of it

That's a horrible and hateful thing to say! What did labradors ever do to u?

Allow me to be of some assistance

What're you gonna do, fly a paper airplane into my dog?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

That's a horrible and hateful thing to say! What did labradors ever do to u?


What're you gonna do, fly a paper airplane into my dog?

Nah I’m gonna eat your dogs shit

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Shit outside so he knows what to do

 

[DankSmoker]

You've got to make a bigger shit right next to it so he'll back off your turf.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

You've got to make a bigger shit right next to it so he'll back off your turf.

Okay but now I have two poops in my house. @Bargain Bin Laden will you eat my shit too?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Okay but now I have two poops in my house. @Bargain Bin Laden will you eat my shit too?

That’s what bros are for

 

[DankSmoker]

Okay but now I have two poops in my house. @Bargain Bin Laden will you eat my shit too?

Be careful, if you keep feeding him he'll never leave.