How do I piss off glowies from every single country at once?

[Skitarii]

Is there a special copypasta or something? Or do I just have to steal the global adrenochrome supply?

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Have you tried being a principled anarchist? Like, pro individual rights, against the state, against collectivism, against might makes right? Seems like that pisses off power-hungry people to no end

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Burn a copy of the quran with bacon slices on it and a picture of a soyjak trannie ack'ing.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Burn a copy of the quran with bacon slices on it and a picture of a soyjak trannie ack'ing.

That would only offend Muslim and western nations. Hispanic, african, or asian ones wouldn't care. Go further.

 

[peachlover669]

"I think globalism doesn't work and the differences in various cultures and race's should be preserved"

 

[Tablet County]

Burn a copy of the quran with bacon slices on it and a picture of a soyjak trannie ack'ing.

While dressed up as Winnie the Pooh with a PRC flag emblem on the shirt.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

That would only offend Muslim and western nations. Hispanic, african, or asian ones wouldn't care. Go further.

Talk about latinx food while fucking up a basic taco recipe putting emphasis on latinX.
I don't know about Africans but for niggers just exist.
Hiroshima Nagasaki. Talk positively of what the Japanese did in Nanking using pictures of the Kim family as dinner plates.
Drink champaigne from Texas or California. Eat Spaghetti with a spoon

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Talk about latinx food while fucking up a basic taco recipe putting emphasis on latinX.
I don't know about Africans but for niggers just exist.
Hiroshima Nagasaki. Talk positively of what the Japanese did in Nanking using pictures of the Kim family as dinner plates.
Drink champaigne from Texas or California. Eat Spaghetti with a spoon

Asians:

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Leak classified information of Russian, American, and Chinese origin all at the same time.

Spoiler: Disclaimer:

Don't actually do it you fucking retard, you either will get vanned and or novichok poisoning.

 

[Sandnigger Mudhut]

Mass spam all of their embassies' e-mail inboxes with the n-word in all UN recognized languages.

 

[draggs]

Say that Mohammed was a Jew

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That would only offend Muslim and western nations. Hispanic, african, or asian ones wouldn't care. Go further.

Talk shit about Dragonball Z. That should cover the rest of your bases.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Talk shit about Dragonball Z. That should cover the rest of your bases.

Or call football soccer.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I'm not going to post it but it's one of the easiest recipes for homemade explosives basically you can make it for most household items that you can buy it pretty much every story in America and there's no way of taking these chemicals out of it

 

[Grub]

Threaten to commit some kind of nuclear terrorist attack in all the nations. Bonus points if you steal some kind nuclear material that would make this feasible and share pictures of it alongside your threats.

 

[clipartfan92]

9/11 a few planes into the UN Headquarters while at maximum occupancy.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

If EU4 thought me anything is that you just need to expand quickly enough and the whole world will attack you.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Hack into every country's Federal Reserve Bank steal all of the copies of how to make all of the currency release it to the general public

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Draw a picture of Allah laughing at female jews being ovened at Auschwitz. Pissing off jews and muslims cover pretty much everything.

 

[Free4Ever]

Have you tried being a principled anarchist? Like, pro individual rights, against the state, against collectivism, against might makes right? Seems like that pisses off power-hungry people to no end

You can go one step further and make it nativist anarchism - meta-tribal I mean, not based on a state-imposed or "civic" concept of nation. It's just anarchism but you rightfully claim the ethnically-grounded network of tribes you are part of as a force multiplier.

Much like rejecting state-imposed language unions, and rather reviving and reclaiming words that have accrued negative and confusing connotations as-needed.

You'll need to learn to control your anger, because the main weapon of the state is eliciting outrage and with that, getting you to emote, speak and act reactively; from a position of weakness, rather than patiently. Train your patience.