How do i shit and pee and cum at the same time?

[Goyslop Muncher]

I need to learn how to do these things faster in the morning after a long night of heavy drinking

 

[The Real Me]

Do it just before you nut and you can make a 50-50 cum-piss blend.

 

[Purin Chan]

Meme magic

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Add more holes.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Shittings the easy part but in order to piss and cum at the same time you need to stab yourself in the dick so you can piss out one hole and cum out the other

 

[Large]

Use an urerthral sound to hold in the piss and cum.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Use an urerthral sound to hold in the piss and cum.

This worked! Thanks!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

A terrifying cocktail of diuretics, laxatives, and Viagra.

 

[Pissmaster]

Years of focused training and a strong pain tolerance.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Drink pee, that way your cum tastes like it, making it a 2-for-one deal. Now all you gotta do is shit while cumming.

 

[Hellspawn]

Some time after you die these bodily fluids would be discharged at the same time due to gas pressure.