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I'm trying to find a boyfriend free girl . She must be an Aryan , skinny, and live in Charlottesville . She must be rich and drive a car. She has to be between the ages of 18-21.
How do I start a love quest?
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Tell girls your nutsack tastes like avocado toast
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Get an attraction sign and loiter around a restaurant within a big box store.
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Just do a bunch of autistic shit and eventually you'll meet a chick named Fiona who totally wants your dick. Now once you are at this point you've found love, for fuck sake don't fuck it up by fucking your own mother.
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dementia patient.
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But are you looking to start a love quest or finish one? Because all people are born on a love quest. If you want to finish it though I'd recommend considering kidnapping.
Grab a lass off the street and when she wakes up in your basement after the chloroform wears off she'll be pretty scared because she's afraid you're going to rape and murder her, but then when you pull up a chair and ask her about her interests and if she needs anything and untie her she'll probably start stockholming pretty hard since most men don't have the guile and sense of independent drive to abduct women these days, and she'll think it's sad that you were so lonely that you felt you had to turn to kidnapping just to have a lady to talk to.
After maybe 2 weeks of playing board games and talking about popular music and respecting her bodily autonomy or w/e chicks are into these days, you're going to want to tell her you've realized it was wrong to kidnap her and that you're going to set her free no matter what happens to you, then let her leave and look a little sad but like you're trying to hide it.
It requires a bit of preplanning, but this methodology is absolutely guaranteed to work on literally any woman and is far, far quicker and easier than trying to date. You're welcome.
Grab a lass off the street and when she wakes up in your basement after the chloroform wears off she'll be pretty scared because she's afraid you're going to rape and murder her, but then when you pull up a chair and ask her about her interests and if she needs anything and untie her she'll probably start stockholming pretty hard since most men don't have the guile and sense of independent drive to abduct women these days, and she'll think it's sad that you were so lonely that you felt you had to turn to kidnapping just to have a lady to talk to.
After maybe 2 weeks of playing board games and talking about popular music and respecting her bodily autonomy or w/e chicks are into these days, you're going to want to tell her you've realized it was wrong to kidnap her and that you're going to set her free no matter what happens to you, then let her leave and look a little sad but like you're trying to hide it.
It requires a bit of preplanning, but this methodology is absolutely guaranteed to work on literally any woman and is far, far quicker and easier than trying to date. You're welcome.