How do I stop being miserable whenever Taco Bell is brought up?

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Whenever I'm hanging out with the bros or get a late night hankering for some ethnic food I hear about Taco Bell. The whole idea horrified me!

You see, I do not understand how to speak Mexican and I just get so nervous whenever people start talking about Taco Bell that it makes me want to shout. "Yo, dudes! Last night I had a box of enchurritios, a tacostada, two gorldillas, and a Baja Blast!" I don't know what any of those things are. I just nod my head and say, "Boy howdy, those are sure some savory treats I love to eat also as well too!" Even though deep down I know I am a liar and I think they know too.

Don't get me wrong, I've TRIED to order Taco Bell. I drove up to the speaker and stared at the jumbled mess of letters that meant nothing to me. "Umm, I'll have an XL Grilled Cheese Nacho Dorito Taco Queso Puto Ariana Grande, please."

They just laughed at me and I drove away.

Now I sit alone and cry knowing I'll never know the succulent taste of circus grade beef soaked in subpart spices and grease.

Please help.
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
Ask a homeless person to go in for you. Blow them if they get the order right.
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Do I blow them before or after I eat the food?

Do I want to get the taste of Taco Bell out of my mouth by gargling homeless semen or get the taste of homeless dick out of my mouth by eating Taco Bell?
 
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Do I blow them before or after I eat the food?

Do I want to get the taste of Taco Bell out of my mouth by gargling homeless semen or get the taste of homeless dick out of my mouth by eating Taco Bell?
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Its up to you. Sodomise them instead if you have dietary requirements. Have it you're way as they say.
 
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