Well one time I was in a crowd of people and I thought it would be funny to take my penis out so I dropped my fly and pulled it out so it was just hanging out in the air and some guy next to me said "dude, that's not cool" so maybe you could try that.
Thanks for the necro @Penis Drager 2.0, you're necroing has reminded me that I'm am so fucking cool that I don't even need to think about stopping being cool.