How do I "troll" people?

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I enjoy a spot of tomfoolery. I am curious to learn how to "troll" people. Trolling means to play practical jokes on others over the internet. It would be great fun to make others look foolish when I reveal that it was nothing more than a jape all along!
 
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You don't.

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Try to piss off as many people as possible at the same time just to be thorough. Some comedian said something like 'I hate Trump. That idiot's going to make me vote for a woman.' Get creative or be as basic as possible, as long as it gets them riled up over something inconsequential.
 
Post image macros that feature a quote from a popular movie or TV show and attribute the quote to a character in another popular movie or TV show. These images will annoy or "troll" members of all the involved fandoms who will quickly identify the obviously incorrect attribution.

Post these image macros to engage in tomfoolery!

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You are obviously not a cat.
Cats are master trolls.
Cat lays on back, exposes belly floof, give a cute look to the person watching.
Person tries to touch the belly floof & cat instantly snaps shut like a bear trap, embedding all claws and teeth into the hand and arm of the person they lured in.

See also cats at doors wanting let in or out, cats on stairs or weaving between your feet when your arms are full.

A real cat would not ask questions about trolling.
A real cat would be teaching a master class on trolling for tuna.
 
You give them top hat and puzzle piece stickers when they say something stupid. Most people don't care because they're properly functioning humans but some people sperg the fuck out epic style.
 
You give them top hat and puzzle piece stickers when they say something stupid. Most people don't care because they're properly functioning humans but some people sperg the fuck out epic style.
Sometimes you can also give positive stickers to cows in their thread or agree with them and that will make people mad too.
 
First, find something stupid someone said
Next, tell them "they are gay and you would not have sex with them."
Third, watch them suddenly lose their shit over the truth
Repeat this until you can hear screeching in the distance
 
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