How do I visit my local church?

[Isaac]

I'm incredibly nervous about attending mass at one of my local churches. I'm very bad with meeting new people, and I'm stressed that I'll be judged or do something wrong.
I also checked out jw.org, and it's a great site but I don't understand the stuff about the year 1914, or if it's true when they say that God and Jesus are not one in the same. I also do
not exactly know which church I should visit, and am worried I'll be judged by Ukranians if I visit their church in my community.

 

[DumbDude42]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Just go in.
Sit at the back.
Have some cash for the collection plate - you pay for your entertainment.
Stand, kneel and bow your head when everyone else does.
If it's some hippy church with singing, don't try to sing.

It's not rocket surgery.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Just go.
But if they refuse to wear a mask and still hug, then space it for months.

It also depends on the Denomination but in some Southern Baptist churches, members will whoop and holler if certain songs are played (slight PL)...and the last time the Pastor went "I don't want anyone quiet in my church!!"

 

[Win98SE]

Go in, sit in the back. If it's a small church, someone will 100% notice you're new and probably approach you at some point to introduce themselves. Religious people love to onboard new people - it's a part of their message in most cases.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Dress decently, be polite, and try not to look miserable or anything.

 

[Isaac]

Go in, sit in the back. If it's a small church, someone will 100% notice you're new and probably approach you at some point to introduce themselves. Religious people love to onboard new people - it's a part of their message in most cases.

Thank you. I'll see if I can find a friend to go with me so that it's less stressful.

Dress decently, be polite, and try not to look miserable or anything.

I wear dress suits for at least four days of the week, so it will not be hard. Thank you, and I'll be sure to be kind and polite.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

The bigger the church, the less likely you are to be noticed as a visitor.

This may or may not be what you want.

 

[MrTroll]

Go in wearing a black hoodie, keep your head down and your hands in your pockets the entire time. Don't make eye contact with anyone.

 

[Niggernerd]

Put a gun to a nuns head and demand her to take you to one of gods many HQs

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Don't.

Pick up a bible and read if you are curious. Don't buy into the scam of organized religion.

 

[Isaac]

Don't.

Pick up a bible and read if you are curious. Don't buy into the scam of organized religion

I am not a Catholic so I do not have to worry about this.

 

[David Brown]

Bro only Catholics do mass. The Episcopalian or whatever fag church you are probably planning to attend very sweatily probably doesn't do mass.

 

[GHTD]

Go into a mosque on Friday and tell them you want to confess your faith.