How do they arrest you if your morbidly obese

[Coolio55]

How do they do it???
Can I just eat mcdonalds 4 the rest of my life and shitpost in peace???

 

[RW 1995]

just lock the house door from the outside and take away the cheetos

 

[round robin]

I don't have a morbidly obese so it'd probably be easy.

 

[Screed]

They kneel on your neck until you can't sneed

 

[Just A Butt]

they call an amber lamps and get 7 guys to pick you up.

 

[Vingle]

Shooting them with tranquilliser meant for hippos.

 

[LUNEKO]

I heard they hired engineers who are working on a solution to this problem

 

[Articuno4]

How do you commit crimes if you're morbidly obese?

 

[Screed]

How do you commit crimes if you're morbidly obese?

Being morbidly obese should be a crime.

 

[obese]

I was only arrested once. They just left a trail of Twinkies leading to the police station. Once I was inside, I knew I was had. But lucky for me, I showed up in time for dinner, so it wasn't a total loss.

 

[Red Hood]

What are you gonna do, run?

 

[Crevasse-hole]

They bring out the flatbed truck unit

 

[Pringles Can]

They put a twinkie tied to a stick in front of the fat guy and lead him to the cell.

 

[Pee Cola]

One of those massive nets as used in cartoons.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

they just lure you to the jail by leaving a trail of junk food

 

[MrTroll]

Giant handcuffs.