how do we convince null to use a flip phone - the smartphone revolution and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

feature/dumb/flip phones are becoming trendy again i want to bring about the end of smartphones and i figure a guy who once said phones should have not been invented could be easy to convince of the switch

null needs to switch and convince his fans to do the same thoughts?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Get him a hamburger phone, he cannot resist his Mutt heritage.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Let him know I can text him one dank meme a day at the most inconvenient time of his choosing. If he doesn't reply instantly, then I'll send him four or five in quick succession. Best I can do.

 

[Night Crawler]

How about a bananaphone?

I usually don't feel old. But this video makes me feel old. It's 17 years old now.

https://youtu.be/91AlqOYkiaE

 

[WelperHelper99]

Flip phones are obsolescent at best, obsolete at worst. Now excuse me as I go watch my blu ray player on my 480p crt TV using the S-video output

 

[Tablet County]

Have you tried asking him nicely to use one?