How do we secure the KF border so immigrants cant cross?

Moths

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The suits up top may have officially closed registrations but I saw a blusky journo try to dig under the firewall in an attempt to illegally register an account before dying of a heart attack.

How do we stop these infringements on our sovereignty?
 
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Solution
We need a multilayered front:

Sharty Users - Insert foreign agents and spoil their raids while making them think one of them is responsible.

Anime Avatars - Build spike pits covered by a tarp with body pillows, a VR headset and the full set of Poko No Pichu or w/e its called

Trannies - Install a wall of shatter proof mirrors with intermittent photos of hot women they will never be. Include nooses nearby.

Furries - Have large amounts of wild animals raised to hate humans and lightly starved, at first it will attract furries but then they will try to sex the beasts and get eaten.

Reddit - Pay a salary to a rotating group of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, TERFs, Flat-Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers and Car Enthusiasts and have them host "Debate...
Undocumented kiwis do the shitposting and sticker-giving that naturalized kiwis won't. I say open registration back up and let them all in.
 
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We need a multilayered front:

Sharty Users - Insert foreign agents and spoil their raids while making them think one of them is responsible.

Anime Avatars - Build spike pits covered by a tarp with body pillows, a VR headset and the full set of Poko No Pichu or w/e its called

Trannies - Install a wall of shatter proof mirrors with intermittent photos of hot women they will never be. Include nooses nearby.

Furries - Have large amounts of wild animals raised to hate humans and lightly starved, at first it will attract furries but then they will try to sex the beasts and get eaten.

Reddit - Pay a salary to a rotating group of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, TERFs, Flat-Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers and Car Enthusiasts and have them host "Debate me on x" panels like that faggot Steven Crowder.
 
Solution
Exile everyone who posts in the following boards:

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