How do you attract human females while being under five feet?

[Jimmy Olsen]

Preferably not by force.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Become danny devito

 

[Shidoen]

Do the same thing fat chicks do and get a hobby.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Do the same thing fat chicks do and get a hobby.

They don't consider cyberstalking autistics a real hobby though.

 

[MrTroll]

Date preteens, they're even shorter than you.

 

[Shidoen]

They don't consider cyberstalking autistics a real hobby though.

Eating food isn't a hobby either, you gotta be flexible.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Eating food isn't a hobby either, you gotta be flexible.

Well I can cook. So maybe I'll be able to harpoon the whale of my dreams someday.

 

[Shidoen]

Well I can cook. So maybe I'll be able to harpoon the whale of my dreams someday.

Trust me, you're gonna get a fishing net of fat chicks when you date just one.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

do a mating dance like a bird, but on stilts
this answer is not remotely funny

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Grow taller

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Boi idek how to do that at a normal height

 

[King Fructose]

Stand on stilts and wear a long trench coat and a fedora.

 

[stuffandthings]

Be Peter Dinklage pre season 8 melt-down and subsequent bitch fest.

 

[Dona Morte]

Humor.
This is one of the things women look for.
Also have a crib, a good job, and work on your own self image.
Lastly think about what kind of a partner you want and stay away from Red Pill BS.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Benjamin's Baby...lol

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Lastly think about what kind of a partner you want and stay away from Red Pill BS.

Girlfags don't really do the whole Red Pill thing. We've got our own political kool-aid.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

You can't.

Take the rope, incel.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

GHB

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Get isekai'd into a world with dwarven women?

(they may have beards though)

 

[Gimmick Account]

get a job as santa's helper at the mall, those elf girls are probably jolly sluts