How do you deal with Chinese people?

[Epic Fail Man]

I used to have Chinese landlords/neighbors and what I would do when they give me shit is wag my finger and yell "NO! Bad Chinaman!" and they would end up being polite and nice until I have to yell at them again.


Is there a better way to deal with these people? I kind of feel like a dick.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You just have to find the chink in their armor (pic related).

 

[King Fructose]

Play just about anything from Rucka Rucka Ali very loudly, particularly his songs featuring DJ Not Nice.

 

[Aunt Marge]

跟他们用中文说话，就让他们的感到莫名其妙。在商业上，有时候能安排比较好的合同。

 

[Jason Wynn]

Go pee pee in their Coke. I hear they find it very ribald

 

[scallion]

With my penis

 

[mister meaner]

Deport them back to their own country

 

[Apochrypha]

跟他们用中文说话，就让他们的感到莫名其妙。在商业上，有时候能安排比较好的合同。

我做得对吗

 

[King Fructose]

我做得对吗

黑鬼

 

[Apochrypha]

黑鬼

我如何关闭它

 

[Least Concern]

I ask them to cook me dinner, of course. Legit Chinese food is the bomb.

 

[StreetGangsta]

跟他们用中文说话，就让他们的感到莫名其妙。在商业上，有时候能安排比较好的合同。

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[Decepticon Spy]

Reenact the Rape of Nanjing

 

[Buff Wellington]

Jokes Aside, I seriously want to know if there is a way to get native Chinese people in real life to be respectful instead of selfish rude fucking self centered idiots.

 

[mister meaner]

Jokes Aside, I seriously want to know if there is a way to get native Chinese people in real life to be respectful instead of selfish rude fucking self centered idiots.

Nobody here knows how to change someone who was raised to be a selfish piece of shit so we just jest

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Deny Japanese War Crimes against them and support further rearmament of the Japanese military.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Jokes Aside, I seriously want to know if there is a way to get native Chinese people in real life to be respectful instead of selfish rude fucking self centered idiots.

I refer you to the Opium Wars and also the Japanese invasion of Manchuria.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

If they're hot and in my area, I usually end up fucking them. Save that, I buy my groceries from them, and occasionally yell 接过一下! if I see them walking in the cycle lane.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

小熊维尼是中国的总统

 

[byuu]

Threaten them with a 0/5 rating.