How do you fix a buck?

[Penis Drager]

What do you do when your buck breaks?

 

[Just A Butt]

just glue on more bucks

 

[Ramborambo]

Can we change this thread to "How do you fix a bucket"? I currently have an entire driveway full of broken buckets the townsfolk come from miles around to drop them off in my driveway probably because I have a sign on my garage that says "I FIX BUCKETS" but I didn't think my business plan all the way through and I have no idea what I am doing and there are too many buckets they're spilling over into my home and interfering with my love life and I just want the buckets to stop please help me.

 

[stares at error messages]

What do you do when your buck breaks?

Have a easy-goin' obedient slave.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Give him a white woman of death fat size.

 

[Ramborambo]

My wife has started hiding dirty dishes in the broken buckets. Now we have nothing to cook with or eat off of. We ordered pizza and the pizza guy hid the pizza in a broken bucket. A neighborhood child smelled the pizza and climbed into the broken bucket then more broken buckets fell on top of it some of these broken buckets contained dirty dishes and the now pizza covered child had to go to the hospital to have several dirty steak knives removed from its skin and the parents are now threatening to sue me and said their lawyers will take away my bucket repair business at this point the broken buckets are all I have they are my retirement plan and I need help please help me help please.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

You don't, toss that trash into the dead niggo storage and buy a new one.

 

[Brahma]

Can we change this thread to "How do you fix a bucket"? I currently have an entire driveway full of broken buckets the townsfolk come from miles around to drop them off in my driveway probably because I have a sign on my garage that says "I FIX BUCKETS" but I didn't think my business plan all the way through and I have no idea what I am doing and there are too many buckets they're spilling over into my home and interfering with my love life and I just want the buckets to stop please help me.

If they're metal ones you need to find a tinker.