How do you kill the Batman?

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dick brain said:
Dox him and cancel him on Twitter for using his gorillians to act out a revenge/power fantasy beating up thugs in his fursuit instead of affecting systemic change and also bringing orphans to his secret basement to wear tights together.
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The billioniggers army of PR and lawyers violently tardwrangle and bury your campaign.

Cosmyck said:
Shoot him with a gun.
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Nikes_JustDoIt said:
Put him suicide squad kill the justice league
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in the games canon now that wasn't the real batman but a clone

dick brain said:
Throw a rock at him!
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you try to rock his world but you have to decide how you are gonna make him rock
 
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Get a sexy and slutty super-villainess with a sad but empowering backstory and plenty of daddy issues that leads her to have a on again off again attraction to Batman. Infect her with mega-super-aids. Give it a few encounters between them (you'll probably have to break her out of Arkham a few times, but that seems pretty easy to to) and then wait. In a few years Batman retires and a few more years Bruce Wayne dies of a undisclosed illness he's been struggling with.
It's not the most efficient plan but I think we're looking at a 100% effectiveness.
 
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You have to break his plot armor first, otherwise he's just gonna come back, like the last 700 times.


Alternatively, you should probably just settle with killing a lesser Batman in some nobody universe. Those ones don't tend to have "I'M THE IMMORTAL GODDAMN BATMAN" level plot armor.
 
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