How do you know a woman that's into you is not in it for your assets

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So, think critically about your asset, i.e. dick. Is it ready to go and when demanded? No one wants a car that takes twenty minutes to start. Is it a good thickness and length? Thickness is more important. Length can be a problem as unexpected cervical trauma is painful. Does it get properly hard, not vaguely erect but proper concrete prick hard? All studies relating to female orgasm during penetration have shown that the only factor of the penetrative object that directly correlated with reported strength and duration of orgasm was the hardness of the object involved. Many women now are used to unyielding sex toys, so the soft cock is extremely unsatisfying. Is it bent? Bent is painful and undesirable and reduces the number of penetrative positions. Is it in the Goldilocks zone in terms of sensitivity: not too hard to get off but not a two pump chump either? What is your level of skill in using it? Is it kept hygienically clean and disease free?
 
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Fareal said:
So, think critically about your asset, i.e. dick. Is it ready to go and when demanded? No one wants a car that takes twenty minutes to start. Is it a good thickness and length? Thickness is more important. Length can be a problem as unexpected cervical trauma is painful. Does it get properly hard, not vaguely erect but proper concrete prick hard? All studies relating to female orgasm during penetration have shown that the only factor of the penetrative object that directly correlated with reported strength and duration of orgasm was the hardness of the object involved. Many women now are used to unyielding sex toys, so the soft cock is extremely unsatisfying. Is it bent? Bent is painful and undesirable and reduces the number of penetrative positions. Is it in the Goldilocks zone in terms of sensitivity: not too hard to get off but not a two pump chump either? What is your level of skill in using it? Is it kept hygienically clean and disease free?
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Curved penises get riiight into that g spot and guarantees maximum pain pleasure
 
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Fireman Sam said:
Curved penises get riiight into that g spot and guarantees maximum pain pleasure
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Bend it the other way and it's like getting done by Captain Hook though. Plus, a slight curve is one thing but you don't want any major curvature. You don't want to feel like you've got a speculum in there. Nothing's perfect but you don't want any Gonzo nose dick.
 
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Bend it the other way and it's like getting done by Captain Hook though. Plus, a slight curve is one thing but you don't want any major curvature. You don't want to feel like you've got a speculum in there. Nothing's perfect but you don't want any Gonzo nose dick.
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So the notorious Duck™ is too angled? Got to get the perfect 75 degree angle going on for sheer orgasmic pleasure
 
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mario if smoke weed said:
After you get the girl, spend all your money on gacha games. If she doesn't dump you she's a keeper, if not she's a gold digging whore
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Take my avatar, for instance

After saying for months that she wouldn't marry anyone, she immediately says she's going to marry some rich douchebag named "Mark" -- and she's only doing it because her parents whored her off on him.

An absolute gold digger if I ever saw one.
 
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Convert all your assets to crypto and see if shell still love you when you’re broke and retarded
 
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