How do you perfer to experience a new cow? - Some of these fuckers have 3,000 + page threads

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You're fucking around on KF, doing your normal shit, when someone posts something like this:

Enjoy prison, stalker child. I'll see you in pro se copyright court!



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You're not sure what it is, but you know it must be a reference, you ask around and you get TWO new threads to dig into, plus a bonus legal thread.

But each is thousands of pages long. What do you do?

 

[MrTroll]

Medium rare, lightly salted.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I like stumbling onto them myself, even if they have threads. There's something magical about blindly wandering a rabbit hole, then checking KF

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Interesting that, I just started reading about Patrick a few days ago. I asked in chat “What is the origin of the stalker child thing?” And got some enthusiastic responses right away and was led to his thread.

This guys digital footprint is almost as massive as his IRL footprints. It’s gonna take a long time to read it all.

 

[PositiveMonk]

This guys digital footprint is almost as massive as his IRL hoofprints.

FTFY

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm a cool zoomer, I'm pretty big on tik tok and insta, so I like finding them. Then I stalk them IRL and call them a faggot and demand you pay me. It's a great way to pay off my 400k college loans.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I rely on funny OPs. Either the subject matter has to directly interest me or the OP has to be well written and funny.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Depends, although I'm not very interested in other lolcows, and for the one I know about, I already have all the pertinent information I'd require like for DSP.

If it's someone like Yanderedev, which I found slightly interesting some time ago, I'd check out OP & links to major events, after looking at the last pages to see where all this stands.

There must be only like 3 lolcows I'm interested in on Kiwifarms.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

sometimes a name pops up and i see if they have a thread on here, it balloons from that point imo.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Medium rare, lightly salted.

Patrick Tomlinson's meat would already be very porky and salty, so adding extra salt might be a mistake in this case.

And if you think about it, instead of eating it ourselves it would only be right to distribute his pork back to the black community of Wisconson, the meat of which he's taken so much from.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Patrick Tomlinson's meat would already be very porky and salty, so adding extra salt might be a mistake in this case.

And if you think about it, instead of eating it ourselves it would only be right to distribute his pork back to the black community of Wisconson, the meat of which he's taken so much from.

Rick's meat is too fat and impossible to cook, including every single part of his body. Not even the porkchop of the thickest pork of the piggertits is going to make it any delicious. Gordon Ramsay would yell at how fucking raw it is, Hell's Kitchen style. Eat it will leave you a bad taste in your mouth for a very long time too. Even the nigger community are afraid of their life to eat that extremely pink and raw porky lard. The quality gets worse for every dead nigger babies pepperoni Rick consumes.
This is why our lives are over. We all enjoy prison, baby child.

 

[peachlover669]

so there is atleast 7 bossman fans here

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Highlights starting from the original post. If I become bored, I check the last few pages to see if there's any recent activity that makes the lolcow worthy of keeping up with. If an OP is good enough and links to significant events in the thread, I read those.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I want jersh to spoonfeed them to me on MatI

If I actually get into a thread I typically click through the highlights, read a post or two after each highlight to see if anybody added anything since sometimes the highlights miss amusing but ultimately unimportant additional details, until I catch up. Then once I'm caught up I'm usually pretty good at staying caught up

 

[Smokeski]

Interesting that, I just started reading about Patrick a few days ago. I asked in chat “What is the origin of the stalker child thing?” And got some enthusiastic responses right away and was led to his thread.

This guys digital footprint is almost as massive as his IRL footprints. It’s gonna take a long time to read it all.

have you watched cryptic web chronicles? Dude does a great job making the lore digestible.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I usually just read the OP and move on. I’m more interested in communities than individual cows.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'll read an entire thread that's a hundred pages or so long, and I'm interested, but I'm not reading thousands of pages. At that point, I'll read the first page, and then maybe the last few dozen pages if I feel like it, or just the last few if I don't. For a cult like Patrick or Bossman, it's actually very easy to get the general idea and then just keep light track of them afterwards. I should look at the Yanderedev thread again; it's been ages since I've peeked, but it's usually just the same few people keeping track of his behaviour in the same few ways.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I'll read like the first 10 pages then skip to the most recent 10 and fill in any details as people mention them. If there's some YT documentary about them I'll listen to it while doing a hobby too

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

This is a deceptively deep question.