How do you plan for a zombie apocalypse?

[Gorgar]

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[Dammit Mandrake!]

Grab your ankles.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Kill yourself so you don't have to deal with that shit.

 

[Blasterisk]

Same as any other (un)natural disaster, but with more guns. It's really quite widely applicable.

Start with a .pdf copy of ST 31-91B though.

 

[z0mb0]

I'd imagine poorly. That's why im gonna wing it

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There is already one going on now.

They're called smartphone zombies.

 

[Ido]

Time to work on my acting skills, I will immediately be zombie food, might as well turn at least half of the humans in the camp after I get bitten.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

but how do zombies taste like? can we eat them?

 

[Penis Drager]

It depends how these zombies operate.
Are they undead zombies or virus zombies?
Do they rot like dead meat is expected to or is there some preservative element to the infection/witchcraft?
Can they survive a shot to the head?
There's just too many variables to actually have a plan for it. Just stock up of food and bullets is about the best you can do. Move out of the cities and into a cold climate but also make sure you can live there without electricity.

 

[Isaac]

I'd probably just read and live my life as a serf on a big estate.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Upon announcement an army of millions of rednecks and gun nuts (this is a US perspective. If you live outside the US I guess you politely ask them to stop?) would descend on the zombie hordes and mow them down for sport. The last zombie in the US would get picked off by a 7 year old girl from Louisiana wielding a modified AR-15 with an extended magazine and laser optics. All the zombies in Canada would freeze in the Canadian winter and just kind of turn to mush, and all the zombies in South America would get cut down in the narrow alleys of the barrios by well armed cartel members.
Any zombies lingering in the wilderness would be easily hunted and consumed by various forms of wildlife.

The only thing you have to plan for is disappointment, because the zombies would be long gone before they reached your neighborhood.
Or in other words just continue planning for your day to day life as usual.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Apocalypse = no law. Forget the zombies, I'm on a troon hunt.

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

I'm learning the katana (japanese sword) and getting morbidly obese to use my natural mass as a lethal weapon.

 

[Well-groomed Discord User]

Apocalypse = no law. Forget the zombies, I'm on a troon hunt.

Tranny chasers are disgusting, but I myself love my chinese cartoons, so I can't really condemn another's man degenerate lifestyle.

Hope you find the troon love you are hunting for, fellow poster.

 

[Tism the Return]

Already made the perfect plan and I'm not letting any of you niggas on it.

 

[The Spice boi]

Probably sit in my house and drink.

I'm too tired for this shit

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Summon Interdimentional Aliens To Destroy Them Only To Have The Aliens Change Your DNA into something that resembles them.

 

[milk]

For whatever disaster, i've been collecting citizenships in different countries, so I can emmigrate at a moments notice. I currently have 3.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

There is already one going on now.

They're called smartphone zombies.

I’m still laughing at the Pokémon Go deaths.

 

[make_it_so]

Get this book.