How do you stop your eyes from bleeding when you yawn?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And don't say go to the doctor because I don't believe in that hocus-pocus bullshit.

 

[SandyCat]

Did you try putting bandaids over your eyes? Could also try rubbing some cornstarch in there to absorb the blood

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just close your eyes tighter, pussy.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

You have too much blood in your body. Have you considered bloodletting?

 

[Tablet County]

Get better eyes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You're tightening your throat up too much when you yawn so the blood has nowhere else to go. It should just run down the back of your throat.
When you yawn, try to imagine you're saying a deep, sepulchral "YOOOOOoooooo" sound.