How does a Goomba steer a Kart?

[Rome's rightful successor]

?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Somebody is gonna say "With its dick"

So

"With its dick"

 

[Epikusername4]

mouth

 

[Local Farmer]

With its massive fucking penis, like we’re talking a gargantuan long, a solid yardstick, a mile long, it’s foreskin can cover a whole human being, we’re talking miles long, massive sausage, giant honkin penis

 

[Agarathium1066]

Clamps its feet down on the wheel and turns.

 

[Farsided]

The steer with their mind. They're connected to the kart through a buttplug, it goes all the way to the brain stem. That's what gives Goomba their peculiar shape.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Mushroom magic. Once upon a time I didn't think I could drive a go cart on shrooms yet I'm still here.