How many African-Americans have Patrick kidnapped and turn into niggeroni? - No, stlaker child. These are merely your delusions. Enjoy pepperoni.

Well, we need to crunch some numbers. We need to calculate the number of black people that pass through his neighborhood per unit of time(we'll refer to this variable as (ND), short for "nigger delta"). Then we need to calculate on average how much time he spends a day trying to lure in unsuspecting negros, we'll refer to this as (PD). Finally we need how long he's been doing this(T), his average success rate(S) and the average amount of time it takes him to process a nog(C). Once we have these variables we can finally get a good grasp on just how many innocent, dindu-nuffin negroes this monster has turned into delicious niggeroni.
 
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