How many fetishises does Ssj_ness have?

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More than 1 but less than 87. All I know is that one time when I was drunk, he may have taken my phone and used it to take very suggestive pictures of himself with various Squishmellow plushies, I never confronted him about it because I didn't want things to get awkward, but I feel like this is a safe space where I can speak my truth.
 
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Fat Gollum said:
You want sexy ghosts to watch you masturbate
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I don't want them to watch me masturbate, I'm not an exhibitionist, but if ghosts are going to watch me beat my meat and there's nothing I can do about it then yeah, I hope they're smoking hot. That's perfectly logical.

Daddy's Angry Juice said:
More than 1 but less than 87. All I know is that one time when I was drunk, he may have taken my phone and used it to take very suggestive pictures of himself with various Squishmellow plushies, I never confronted him about it because I didn't want things to get awkward, but I feel like this is a safe space where I can speak my truth.
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It's not safe at all and now I'm gonna do it again.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
I don't want them to watch me masturbate, I'm not an exhibitionist, but if ghosts are going to watch me beat my meat and there's nothing I can do about it then yeah, I hope they're smoking hot. That's perfectly logical.


It's not safe at all and now I'm gonna do it again.
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Don't threaten me with a good time
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
I don't want them to watch me masturbate, I'm not an exhibitionist, but if ghosts are going to watch me beat my meat and there's nothing I can do about it then yeah, I hope they're smoking hot. That's perfectly logical.


It's not safe at all and now I'm gonna do it again.
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What if they're smoking hot and also pointing and laughing at you?
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Now I need a safe space...

dick brain said:
What if they're smoking hot and also pointing and laughing at you?
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Well, they'd be dead so I'd get the last laugh. I could also sexually assault the ghosts, shooting shots through their helpless corporeal forms. They really don't have much to be laughing about.

Edit: Wait, what's the opposite of corporeal? Now the ghosts will laugh at my poor vocabulary...
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Now I need a safe space...


Well, they'd be dead so I'd get the last laugh. I could also sexually assault the ghosts, shooting shots through their helpless corporeal forms. They really don't have much to be laughing about.

Edit: Wait, what's the opposite of corporeal? Now the ghosts will laugh at my poor vocabulary...
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You don't have to be scared, we don't have to tell nobody, I can be your little secret.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
I could also sexually assault the ghosts, shooting shots through their helpless corporeal forms.
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This is disgusting, for a second I thought you were talking about shooting firearms, and not making a lewd comment.

Did you know that ghosts can change forms? They don't have a form. So when you do that, they'll transform into Hulk Hogan.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
This is disgusting, for a second I thought you were talking about shooting firearms, and not making a lewd comment.

Did you know that ghosts can change forms? They don't have a form. So when you do that, they'll transform into Hulk Hogan.
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Won't matter, that's a cope on their end, because they can't stop what's coming.

Fat Gollum said:
That doesn't sound like something someone without a ghost fetish would say.
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This is multiple layers of hypotheticals, dude. It's like fucking Inception at this point:

1. If ghosts are watching
2. If they're hot
3. If they're laughing at me

They got what they deserved for being hot, watching me jack off, and laughing. It has nothing to do with fetishes whatsoever, this is purely logical. If someone is watching you jack off it's better they're hot than not. And if someone is mocking you during a session they are unwelcome to, there's gotta be retaliation.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Won't matter, that's a cope on their end, because they can't stop what's coming.


This is multiple layers of hypotheticals, dude. It's like fucking Inception at this point:

1. If ghosts are watching
2. If they're hot
3. If they're laughing at me

They got what they deserved for being hot, watching me jack off, and laughing. It has nothing to do with fetishes whatsoever, this is purely logical. If someone is watching you jack off it's better they're hot than not. And if someone is mocking you during a session they are unwelcome to, there's gotta be retaliation.
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Ok what if they're not ghosts, they're just hot and laughing at you jacking off
 
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dick brain said:
I just want to know if you still consider running around busting on intruders a perfectly logical course of action if they're not ghosts
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If they're hot intruders watching me jack off, maybe. There's a 50/50 chance it goes down like a porno and I get to have sexy time with them, or they accuse me of sexual assault despite them being the sexual aggressors. I'd probably err on the side of caution and just call the police.
 
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