How many kiwifarms users are actually secretly feds?

[The News Crews]

I can't be the only one right?

 

[Pagan Min]

All of them -- except for me, of course! Yeah, that's it... That's the ticket...

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

שלום שלמה
העברתי את זה דרך גוגל תרגום מחורבן

נשלח מהאייפון שלי לנגלי, וירג'יניה

 

[Marc]

Asset or not, anyone able to be bought off with cheese is a liability.

 

[Local Fed]

You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that there are any feds around here.

 

[Le b0wski]

Lake City Quiet Pills 2025?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nah, I work at Dulce Base.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

All of the ones that aren't Bryan Dunn socks, or BBL socks, or Zoey socks, or Alex socks.
So me.

 

[SandyCat]

That's silly talk there's no feds here. On a unrelated note are you committing tax fraud by chance?

 

[Quijibo69]

Probably me.

 

[crackers breakfast]

yeah im kiwi farms agent

 

[draggs]

Nah, I work at Dulce Base.

No you don't, there's no way you could ever get past the 3 ounce weight change limit at the checkpoints. You'd be floating in a tube of alien goo getting turned into gray alien food paste right now. I bet you don't even know what's below NIGHTMARE HALL

 

[PositiveMonk]

All of the ones that aren't Bryan Dunn socks, or BBL socks, or Zoey socks, or Alex socks.
So me.

You forgot the Null socks. Unless... you're the Null socks.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

if im feds for 4 countries am im 4 times the fed or am i not fed at all since the countries don't like each other?

 

[Sonic]

not me

 

[Grub]

All of the ones that aren't Bryan Dunn socks, or BBL socks, or Zoey socks, or Alex socks.
So me.

But you're at least two of those.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

No you don't, there's no way you could ever get past the 3 ounce weight change limit at the checkpoints.

They got rid of that in 2022 after the NAACP won that lawsuit calling it racist. Shoplifting from the PX is a big problem now.

You'd be floating in a tube of alien goo getting turned into gray alien food paste right now. I bet you don't even know what's below NIGHTMARE HALL

That's just the Dracon ice caverns captured and used by the Greys to attack Level 7 back in '78. It's common knowledge these days, there's a memorial plaque on the wall near the flash gun armory. Little intel from the base - they're opening a Chili's To Go in the food court over by the interstate subway station.

Finally something other than Subway, McDonald's...and Sbarro for some godforsaken reason. The reptillians I work with like Sbarro, naturally.

 

[NoBueno]

You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that there are any feds around here.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

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Google Translate is terrible at spewing Hebrew...perhaps that's intentional.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Google Translate is terrible at spewing Hebrew...perhaps that's intentional.

C’mon man. The joke is that people have to translate it to see that.