How many kiwis can a kiwi kiwi if a kiwi could kiwi?

[Lords Greatsword]

Kiwi

 

[PonderosaPete]

5, including himself.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

a good kiwi can do 6, including himself

 

[Le b0wski]

42

 

[dick brain]

How many rowdy roddies would Rowdy Roddy Piper pipe if Rowdy Roddy Piper could pipe rowdy roddies?