How many shits a day is too much? - Today my shit score was 3

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Penis Drager

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I took a big sloppy shit in the morning. I took a smaller but sloppier shit in the afternoon. And I took the biggest, sloppiest, of them all tonight.
They were all very satisfying shits and I absolutely destroyed the toilet with each and every one.
Should I be shitting less? More? Have I achieved perfection?
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Depends on the colour and consistency.

Yellow/green means that your body is forcing it out before it can absorb all the nutrients

Black/dark brown can have the opposite meaning, that your stool is sitting for too long in your bowel.

If it's slimy then that could mean that more than just stool is being forced out.

Regulation depends on culture/diet once a day to three times a week is generally considered normal but going multiple times a day is also normal if you have food poisoning or something similar

I'd suggest some probiotic yogurt and more fibre
 
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I'm having a hard time understanding your bowel movements. Please refer to the Bristol Stool Chart in the future.
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Pooping too much is a sign that you are eating too much food you aren't absorbing the nutrients of or the food had no nutrients at all. Stop eating garbage.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
Only a fat, disgusting slob of a body could generate that much waste, although, at least you could be proud of something.
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6ft. 150 lbs.
I'm borderline emaciated.
And yes, every time a coworker enters a bathroom I just left, turns right around, and uses the other bathroom, it really does fill me with a sense of pride.

Crystal Coomer said:
Pooping too much is a sign that you are eating too much food you aren't absorbing the nutrients of or the food had no nutrients at all. Stop eating garbage.
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I start nearly every day with a steak and egg burrito from Carl's Jr.
For lunch I either have a salad or some hot roller shit from the gas station depending on how my tummy feels.
I always switch it up at dinner and try to incorporate all the veggies I can muster.

It's a good diet, I think.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
Even. Fucking. Worse. You're body if giving up on itself...
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It makes the best shits though.
Even my boss has told me his eyes were bleeding when he went in the restroom after me just to wash his hands.

As I mentioned before: it's not uncommon for someone to enter the restroom after I destroy it, turn around, and use the other restroom.
How much power do your shits have?
 
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Penis Drager said:
It makes the best shits though.
Even my boss has told me his eyes were bleeding when he went in the restroom after me just to wash his hands.

As I mentioned before: it's not uncommon for someone to enter the restroom after I destroy it, turn around, and use the other restroom.
How much power do your shits have?
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As an Alpha, that power goes straight to my cock and the only tears that flow are those of joy from the women I fuck into euphoria.

TRANSFER THE GOD DAM SOLUTION CHECK MARK NOW!
 
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Think I've done 5, 1 normal and the rest were sharts. Was hungover. Wasnt so much the volume but had to go through the ritual of ablutions and everything that entails . Pain in the ass literally and figuratively.
 
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