How many times can you fold a piece of paper before you realize your father was right about your homosexually?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I got like 7 folds then I remembered Uncle Benny's hugs.

 

[Tablet County]

Silly gaijin folding his paper only seven times. Superior Nihonjin paper is folded 1000 times.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

When I was done folding it, the shape was very phallic. I figure there must be a reason I was thinking about dicks while filing my tax return.

 

[EverybodyWalktheDinosaur]

69

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't have any paper handy. Can I use some chiffon lace? I've got oodles of that laying around.

 

[peachlover669]

A more interesting question would be that of how many times one can smoke crack and gamble online before realizing their father hates them.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

5 tops