How many times should I masturbate at work tonight?

[wry wrangler]

I am so bored.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

You shouldn't

 

[Oscilloscope In my pussy]

0

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Once for good luck

 

[Epic Fail Man]

3 times. 1 for each 15 min break and do a slow one for your lunch break

 

[Mans Holeman]

Enough times to be caught whacking your willy so that you'll be fired and someone with more common sense than to listen to me can replace you.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Until it's clear, take care bro, happy wanking

 

[️ronic]

Will you be finishing in your coworkers' coffee mugs?

 

[KittyGremlin]

If by masturbate you mean love Jesus, and by work you mean study the bible, I'd say, do it as often as you can.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

All of them. Why would you wait to do it at home?

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

At least 453,678,089 times in the first hour, and that way you get into Llama school!